B
“Who takes a video of someone taking a shit at CiCi’s?”
“The tree made a sound like a retarded ogre swinging its arms”
“Scott just stated the obvious”
S: “Please tell me, how does one beyond shit themself?”
B: “Well first you shit yourself…”
S: “And then you shit beyond”
B: “Exactly!”
“Can you please stop making ball slapping sounds with the brisket?”
“Your ass was just like ‘NOOoooo…. I don’t wanna be a part of your butt anymore'”
“Just let the water turn brown.”