Retarded Quotes

Practice Makes Tissue

B

“Who takes a video of someone taking a shit at CiCi’s?”

C

“The tree made a sound like a retarded ogre swinging its arms”

B

“Scott just stated the obvious”

S & B

S: “Please tell me, how does one beyond shit themself?”
B: “Well first you shit yourself…”
S: “And then you shit beyond”
B: “Exactly!”

B

“Can you please stop making ball slapping sounds with the brisket?”

S

“Your ass was just like ‘NOOoooo…. I don’t wanna be a part of your butt anymore'”

B

“Just let the water turn brown.”